Friday, April 20, 2012

Top 10 Job Interview Mistakes


No.10:  Dressing down

Just because your interview may be scheduled for Casual Friday, it doesn’t mean that you can show up in jeans and an untucked shirt. Regardless of the job you’re applying for, it’s important to dress for success with a minimal amount of bodacious bling. Conversely, it’s also important not to overdress. Waltzing into your interview looking like the Monopoly Man may make your prospective employer think that you’re failing to take the process seriously. Play it safe and leave your casual Nike/Addidas  at home.


No.9:  Lying


In today’s digital age, it’s nearly impossible to get away with lies and embellishments on your resume, so don’t even bother trying to pump yourself with fabricated claims. After all, it’s only a matter of time before a new employer discovers that you didn’t actually win eight gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games or that you didn’t personally broker a Mid-East cease fire agreement during your summer vacation. Lying during your interview can be grounds for dismissal later on -- and that’s no lie.


No.8:  Badmouthing your past employer


No one wants to hire a malcontent, so be prepared to bite your tongue when the interviewer invariably asks you about your previous employer. Speaking negatively about your last job -- even if it involved sorting monkey feces or taste-testing expired dairy products -- will give the interviewer the impression that you’re a difficult person to get along with.

No.7:  Being too chummy

Everyone wants to make a good first impression, but there’s a fine line between developing a good rapport with your interviewer and becoming too familiar. Always address your interviewer by their last name, unless directed otherwise, and treat them in a courteous manner. Bear in mind that a job interview also isn’t the place to try out your stand-up routine, so ditch your opening line about the best thing about a redneck family fight , and concentrate instead on coming across as a serious and responsible employee. There will be plenty of time to make jokes in the lunch room once you actually land the job.

No.6:  Saying too much

Contrary to popular belief, a job interview isn’t all about you. It’s also a chance to learn about the ins and outs of the organization/company you’re hoping to join. Be prepared to zip your lips for minutes at a time or otherwise you may come across as domineering and needy. It’s also important to be careful about the subjects you discuss. Although your interviewer will be interested in hearing about your past accomplishments and aspirations, they probably don’t need to hear about your bearded lady fetish or the fact that you experience a burning sensation every time you toilet.

No.5:  Not knowing enough about the employer

Chances are you’ll have several days to prepare for your interview, so make the most of your time by learning about the company/organization. Not knowing about the employer is almost equivalent to not knowing the job you are applying for. The time before your interview is also the perfect occasion to update your resume, so take the time to weed out all of those references who are currently serving time in a correctional institution.

No.4:  Discussing benefits too soon

Just as you should never ask a woman her age, it’s also considered to be in bad taste to discuss salary and benefits until you’ve been offered the job. Bringing up the topic too soon will convince the interviewer that you have little interest in the job beyond a monthly paycheck and your standard two weeks of vacation time.

No.3:  Rushing the interview

Only a small percentage of candidates ever make it to the interview stage, so try to relax and enjoy the ride. Be prepared to be grilled for up to an hour and avoid glancing at your watch or asking how long the interview will last, since it gives the impression that you're late for a far more important date.

No.2:  Being overly modest

Modesty may be a virtue, but it won’t help you land a job. Your interview is the chance for you to shine, so shelve your humility and highlight your strengths and accomplishments -- just make sure to focus on those accomplishments that are most relevant to the position for which you’re applying. After all, the interviewer probably doesn’t have to know about your ability to shotgun a dozen beers or the fact that you’re the country’s largest owner of Michael Bolton memorabilia. 

No.1:  Arriving late

A job interview isn’t a party, so arriving casually late won’t score you any points. Make sure to show up 10-15 minutes in advance and notify a receptionist upon your arrival. Getting to your interview early will allow you to familiarize yourself with a foreign environment, and if you’re lucky, the waiting room may even have magazines from this decade.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Top 10 Spoken Languages


No. 10: French

Over 130 million inhabitants of this planet speak French. Mainly, they can be found in France, but French's reach extends to Africa, North America as well as in parts of Asia and South America. Up to the French Revolution, France's imperialistic nature led to the expansion of "la langue Française" and its presence is worldwide to this day.

No. 9: Malay-Indonesian

Malaysia and Indonesia share lots in common, one of the main attributes being the language. There are many dialects, but the most popular is Indonesian. Malay/Indonesian is spoken by over 170 million people, and that's a whole lotta people.

No. 8: Portuguese

After winning its independence from Spain in the 12th century, Portugal's influence expanded rapidly thanks to famous explorers like Vasco de Gama. Because of their work, the Portuguese speaking contingency reaches 175 million -- the bulk of Portuguese speakers hail from Angola, Brazil, Cape Verde, France, Guinea-Bissau, Mozambique, São Tomé, Prìncipe, and Portugal, of course.

No. 7: Bengali

India's other language, Bengali is also spoken in Bangladesh and Singapore. In fact, Bangladesh is a country of over 120 million, most of whom speak Bengali. Combined, there are over 210 million Bengali speaking people worldwide.

No. 6: Arabic

The official language in roughly 25 nations, over 260 million people speak Arabic, from Iraq to Morocco. Both Farsi and Urdu use the Arabic script but differ from Arabic -- Arabic being a Semitic language whereas Farsi and Urdu are Indo-European ones.


No. 5: Russian

Russia's vast geographic reach and populous nation makes it sit at number 5 with 275 million speakers. But given the low life expectancy among men there and Arabic's accelerated growth, Russia looks like it will slip in ranking over the next decade.

No. 4: Spanish

With anywhere from 350 to 400 million speakers, many lists have Spanish surpassing English, and by most standards, that is right. The official language in just over 20 nations including Andorra, Belize, Colombia, Cuba, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Spain, U.S., and Venezuela, Spanish weighs in at numero cuatro .

No. 3: English

The "lowest common denominator," if one were to exist, English is the universal language with 500 million speakers worldwide. The language is officially spoken in over 50 countries, a record. Examples include: Australia, Brunei, Cameroon, Canada, Fiji, New Zealand, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, South Africa, U.K., and U.S., not to mention many Caribbean states.

No. 2: Hindi/Urdu

Ironically, Hindi and Urdu are essentially the same language. In Pakistan, Hindi is modified and written in Arabic script, whereas in India, it is written in the Devanagari script and called Hindi. Combined, 600 million human beings speak Hindi. While every expert would assert that India's population will surpass China's, chances are that there will always be more Mandarin-speaking people because English is widely spoken in India, but not in China.

No. 1: Mandarin Chinese

Mandarin is spoken by over 1 billion people; making it the most widely spoken language on Earth. Besides China, Mandarin is spoken in Brunei, Cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Mongolia, Philippines, Singapore, South Africa, Taiwan, and Thailand. Mandarin is fairly sophisticated because it can be spoken in four tones. But once you begin, you'll have a billion people to chat with...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Story of a Little Dog


A little dog used to go for walk crossing a railway. One day while crossing the railway the dog’s tail got caught in the track. The dog pulled but could not get the tail released. The train was approaching the railway-crossing. In desperation, the dog started to bite the tail. The train came and decapitated the dog.

Moral: Do not loose your head over a tip of your tail.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Corporate Lesson 101


A man was getting into the shower just as his wife was finishing her shower, when the doorbell rang. After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gave up, quickly wrapped herself up in a towel and ran downstairs. When she opened the door, there was Bob, their next-door neighbor. Bob looked at her and said, "I'll give you $800 if drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman dropped her towel and stood naked in front of Bob.

After a seconds, Bob gave her $800 and left. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wrapped back up with the towel and went upstairs.

When she got back to the bathroom, her husband asked from the shower, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob from next door," she replied.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he borrowed from me?"

Corporate Lesson:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent embarrassing exposure.

Top 10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should


10. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.


9. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.


8. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.


7. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.


6. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.


5. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.


4. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

3. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.


2. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.


1. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in an aeroplane. 

Top 10 Signs You Live in Thimphu



10. All questions end with either “mo” or “mena”.
9.   Indian rupee more scarce than US dollar.
8.  Your favorite TV program is Druk/Bhutan (Super/Child…) Star.
7.   You have red lips without wearing lipstick.
6.   Drive Prado to show your high status (and arrogance).
5.   Cows have the right-of-way on expressways.
4.   Spiritual devotion (and decency) is up in and around “lhakangs” (temples).
3.   Can’t sell your stuff? No problem, spread them on Thimphu city footpath.
2.   Park! What park?
1.   National Passion (after 15 October 2011 ): Sharing Happiness