Regarding the
recent price hike due to the damage of Deosiri
bridge on Bongaigaon-Gelephu road
10. Bill Gates made an announcement that he would venture in opening petrol station in Gelephu.
9. An unemployed person holds a placard “Will work for gas at Gelephu”
8. Sometime in the future, “I want to purchase this house for 10 barrels of oil”
7. With every purchase of 10 litres of gas, you will get a free car.
6. A burglar enters the petrol station pointing a gun to the cashier “This is a robbery, quick, give me a full tank.”
5. Police officer: Hmm…the burglar didn’t take anything except siphoning gas from the car.
4. Next to the pirated DVD’s there is a counter that says ‘Cheap oil by the litre.’
3. At the bank counter, “I need a loan to buy some gas please.”
2. Ah long (loan shark) comes to your doorstep, “Where is the 25 litres of petrol that you owe me, including interest, that’s about 125 litres.”
1. After being asked to pullover Penjo tells the policeman, “What if I give you half a tank and we assume that this never happened.”
