(i) your greeting starts with “doma hyoga/gonena (you have/want betel nut)?”
(ii) your toothbrush is “Hard” for the reason.
(iii) Prado is your dream car.
(iv) you thank deity that there is something called Facebook.
(v) your bragging starts with your kids' school performance even if they’re just mediocre.
(vi) your dad's friends are your uncles.
(vii) your favourite occupation: contractor
(viii) your favourite app: WeChat.
(ix) pilgrimage to Budhgaya with shopping in Jaigaon every winter leaves you 'bhonku' (broke).
(x) ‘ema-datshi’ (chilly-cheese) tastes better than sushi-sashimi.
(xi) you always say "on the light" instead of "turn the light on".
(xii) you miss 'ezzay' (chilly paste) every time you go for a Big Mac at McDondold's.
