Tuesday, May 22, 2018

top 10 signs of a primary round candidate MP

(10) candidate confirmation: line-up with/without khadar (silk scarf) around the neck.
(9) work experience: IT, social media, FB specialization.
(8) policy experience: a lot....2013 was DPT candidate, now PDP, and next ...what more for an MP.
(7) constituency priority: feeder road, what else.
(6) past contribution: well..secretary/dzongdag/...., gave so many orders and instructions, you forgot?
(5) popularity: of course very popular, last NC candidate, remember?
(4) campaign motto: utter inanities, get elected.
(3) view on debt sustainability: not to worry once our hydropowers get going, it will be "jyop jyop" (slang for floating on cash).
(2) main purpose: to win.
(1) if lost: flip over to winning party in final round!