10. You blame Meche (Asamese)
pork and rice for your pot belly.
9. You don’t trust Tsirang
vegetables anymore.
8. Bakeries will put you on diet
with their bread size.
7. No need to drink. Nearby brewery
will get you high.
6. Parking contractor
changes every day.
5. House? Its teak house in
dry season.
4. Levis for Nu 400.
3. It does not rain, it downpours.
2.Who said bridge over Moa Khola?
It’s a picnic spot.
1. What, kidnap?