Thursday, August 28, 2014

Top 10 Signs You Live In Gelephu


10. You blame Meche (Asamese) pork and rice for your pot belly.
9. You don’t trust Tsirang vegetables anymore.
8. Bakeries will put you on diet with their bread size.  
7. No need to drink. Nearby brewery will get you high.
6. Parking contractor changes every day.
5. House? Its teak house in dry season.
4. Levis for Nu 400.
3. It does not rain, it downpours. 
2.Who said bridge over Moa Khola? It’s a picnic spot.

1. What, kidnap?

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