Top 10 Unsaid Facts About Engineers

10. An engineer considers himself well dressed if his two socks match.

9.  An engineer buys his spouse a set of matching screwdrivers as birthday gift.

8. An engineer has a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

7. An engineer knows the second law of thermodynamics  but not his own shirt size.

6. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, he creates one and solves it.

5. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with engineers is like killing a mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll definitely end up slapping yourself.

4. An engineer is a person who takes measurement with a micrometer, marks it with a crayon, and cuts it with an axe.

3. No one can speak better English than an engineer with a bottle of beer in his hand.

2. An engineer knows nothing, but only an engineer knows this.

1. Only an engineer knows when knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

If do not know how, just read the following:

Knowledge is Power.

Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work/Time.

So Power = Knowledge =Work / Time,

and Time = Money,

then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
So engineers do not just work. They work for results!!!

The Gender Difference

GIRLS

(In Hindi)

दो लडकियां आमने-सामने जब बात करती हैं।
पहली - हाए स्वीटहार्ट।
दूसरी - हाई , मेरी शोना , आई मिस यू।
...और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ पीछे बोलती हैं।
पहली - अरे वो एक नंबर की नकचढ़ी हैं, घमंडी हैं।
दूसरी - मैं तो उसे भाव ही नहीं देती , शक्ल से बंदरिया लगती हैं

(For those who speak but cannot read Hindi)

Do Ladkiyan amne samne jab bat karti hai…
Paheli (first) - hi sweetheart.
Dusri (second) – hi, meri sona, I miss you.
…aur dono ek dusre ke barey me pith pechay bolti hai!
Paheli – aarey o ek number ki nakachari hai, ghamandi hai.
Dusri – Main to usse bhav hi nahi deti, shakal se bandariya lagti hai.

(Those who neither speak nor read Hindi)

When two girls talk to each other face to face

First: hi, sweet heart!

Second: hi, my golden girl, I miss you.

..and how they talk about each other at their back

First: Oh she is superficial no. 1 and proud as hell.

Second: I just don’t give her a damn, that monkey-faced.

AND THE BOYS

जब 2 लड़के आमने सामने बात करते हैं।
पहला - कैसा हैं कमीने , लाल शर्ट में तो bandar लग रहा हैं बे।
दूसरा - अपने बाप से मजाक करता हैं साले।
और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ पीछे बोलते हैं।
पहला - मस्त बंदा हैं यार।
दूसरा - खबरदार उसके बारे में कुछ गलत बोला तो, भाई हैं वो मेरा।

( Who speak but cannot read Hindi)

Jab 2 ladkay amne samne bat kartey hai.
Pehla- Kaisa hai kaminey, lal shirt mey to bandar lag raha be.
Dusra- Apne bap se majak karta hai saley.
… Aur dono ek dusre ke barey me pith pechay boltey hai!
Pehla- Mast bandha hai yar.
Dusra – khabardar uske barey me kuch galat bola to, bhai hai o mera!

(Who neither speak nor read Hindi)

When 2 boys talk face to face

First: How are you rascal, that red shirt makes you look like a monkey.

Second: Goddamit, thats no way to talk to your father .

..and how they talk about each other at their back

First: Relaxed guy that friend of mine. 
Second: Don’t you dare talk bad of him, he is my brother!

10 things Samsung Galaxy S6 can do, iPhone 6 cannot

1.            With the Galaxy S6 edge, you can assign a specific colour to any contact. Your phone will light up as that colour when the contact calls. No such feature exists on the iPhone.

2.            You can launch the camera on the Galaxy S6 or S6 edge by double-tapping the home button. On the iPhone, you need to either launch the camera app or press the camera icon on the lock screen.

3.            The camera on the Galaxy S6 also tracks a subject as it moves so it doesn't lose focus. The iPhone doesn't do this, although Apple has added some new features to iOS 8 that make it easier to edit photos quickly.

4.            Samsung Galaxy S6 and Galaxy S6 edge can be charged super quickly; Samsung says 10 minutes of charging will get you four hours of usage. The iPhone doesn't have fast-charging technology built in.

5.            With the Galaxy S6 edge, you can see the time even when the rest of the screen is turned off. There's no way to do this on the iPhones.

6.            Most high-end Samsung Galaxy devices, including the Galaxy S6 and S6 edge, let you run more than one app at once on the home screen. The iPhone only lets you open one app on the screen at a time.

7.            You can also charge Samsung's new phone wirelessly with a charging pad instead of plugging them in. Apple's iPhones need to be plugged in to charge.

8.            Both new Samsung phones come with a Smart Manager app that lets you clean up your phone with the press of a button. Some third-party apps, like Checker, claim to do this for the iPhone but it's unclear how well they actually work.

9.            The Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge can measure your heart rate too. Apple has added some health-related features to the iPhone over the past few years, like the step counter in the iPhone 5s. None of Apple's iPhones have a heart rate monitor, however.

10.          You can use the Galaxy S6 and S6 edge to make payments at stores without NFC-enabled terminals using Samsung Pay. Apple Pay, which is compatible with the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, only works at NFC-enabled terminals and not the standard credit/debit