The Gender Difference

GIRLS

(In Hindi)

दो लडकियां आमने-सामने जब बात करती हैं।
पहली - हाए स्वीटहार्ट।
दूसरी - हाई , मेरी शोना , आई मिस यू।
...और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ पीछे बोलती हैं।
पहली - अरे वो एक नंबर की नकचढ़ी हैं, घमंडी हैं।
दूसरी - मैं तो उसे भाव ही नहीं देती , शक्ल से बंदरिया लगती हैं

(For those who speak but cannot read Hindi)

Do Ladkiyan amne samne jab bat karti hai…
Paheli (first) - hi sweetheart.
Dusri (second) – hi, meri sona, I miss you.
…aur dono ek dusre ke barey me pith pechay bolti hai!
Paheli – aarey o ek number ki nakachari hai, ghamandi hai.
Dusri – Main to usse bhav hi nahi deti, shakal se bandariya lagti hai.

(Those who neither speak nor read Hindi)

When two girls talk to each other face to face

First: hi, sweet heart!

Second: hi, my golden girl, I miss you.

..and how they talk about each other at their back

First: Oh she is superficial no. 1 and proud as hell.

Second: I just don’t give her a damn, that monkey-faced.

AND THE BOYS

जब 2 लड़के आमने सामने बात करते हैं।
पहला - कैसा हैं कमीने , लाल शर्ट में तो bandar लग रहा हैं बे।
दूसरा - अपने बाप से मजाक करता हैं साले।
और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ पीछे बोलते हैं।
पहला - मस्त बंदा हैं यार।
दूसरा - खबरदार उसके बारे में कुछ गलत बोला तो, भाई हैं वो मेरा।

( Who speak but cannot read Hindi)

Jab 2 ladkay amne samne bat kartey hai.
Pehla- Kaisa hai kaminey, lal shirt mey to bandar lag raha be.
Dusra- Apne bap se majak karta hai saley.
… Aur dono ek dusre ke barey me pith pechay boltey hai!
Pehla- Mast bandha hai yar.
Dusra – khabardar uske barey me kuch galat bola to, bhai hai o mera!

(Who neither speak nor read Hindi)

When 2 boys talk face to face

First: How are you rascal, that red shirt makes you look like a monkey.

Second: Goddamit, thats no way to talk to your father .

..and how they talk about each other at their back

First: Relaxed guy that friend of mine. 
Second: Don’t you dare talk bad of him, he is my brother!