Top 10 Unsaid Facts About Engineers

10. An engineer considers himself well dressed if his two socks match.

9.  An engineer buys his spouse a set of matching screwdrivers as birthday gift.

8. An engineer has a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

7. An engineer knows the second law of thermodynamics  but not his own shirt size.

6. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, he creates one and solves it.

5. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with engineers is like killing a mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll definitely end up slapping yourself.

4. An engineer is a person who takes measurement with a micrometer, marks it with a crayon, and cuts it with an axe.

3. No one can speak better English than an engineer with a bottle of beer in his hand.

2. An engineer knows nothing, but only an engineer knows this.

1. Only an engineer knows when knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

If do not know how, just read the following:

Knowledge is Power.

Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work/Time.

So Power = Knowledge =Work / Time,

and Time = Money,

then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
So engineers do not just work. They work for results!!!