Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Top 10 signs of Gelephu winter chill

10. Hottest selling items: (1) dust mask: (2) Bhutan Highland.

9. Like, swallow dust and cleanse lung with (a bottle of) booze.

8. Appropriate slogan for BOD: “When Breath Becomes Dust.”

7. What? Huge revenue potential from more than 500 vehicles  every Sunday for Mao picnic? Whatever!

6. Heavy winter load on Gelephu infrastructure: No worries, it takes care by itself.

5. Traffic management and road safety? The drivers should know them.

4. Heavy pedestrian load on road! Why do you need path for foot?

3. Parking attendant: ‘We collect money, how you park is your problem.’

2. Gelephu’s possible contribution to English – Geluckdraw. If puzzled ask those who applied for workshop plots.

1. Gelephu “air-gaps”: blackspots!  

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